The Inspiration for Offsiders
You already know you’re losing jobs.
The question is how much. Here’s what it looks like in the real world.
“I missed three calls today.”
At $600 average job value, that’s $1,800 gone before lunch. The customer didn’t wait. They called the next number.
“I’ll send the quote tonight.”
By the time you sit down after dinner, they’ve already accepted someone else’s quote. The first tradie to respond wins — every time.
“I’ll follow up on that invoice tomorrow.”
Tomorrow becomes next week. Next week becomes never. You did the work. You deserve to get paid for it — the same day.
What we take off your plate — from day one.
Your phone. Your quotes. Your invoices. Your follow-ups.
Every call answered in your business name
Customers hear a professional, live answer every time — not voicemail, not silence. We are your front desk.
Jobs booked straight into your calendar
While you’re finishing a job, we’re booking the next one. No phone tag. No lost leads. Just a full diary.
Invoices sent the same day you finish the job
Get paid faster. We send the invoice, track it, and chase overdue payments so you never have to make that awkward call.
Your evenings back — for good
No more quoting after dinner. No more chasing payments on weekends. The admin stops the moment we start.
“Over $70k behind in invoices. I finally know what the business’s cash position is — GST, PAYG all set aside, not just one pot wondering where it went. No stress. No worry. Just clarity. It’s been a massive change for us.“
Drew
Electrician — Offsiders client
The calls you missed today are already gone
Find out exactly what your missed calls are costing you — in 15 minutes, for free.
We’ll show you the number. Then we’ll show you exactly how to fix it. No pitch. No pressure. Just a clear picture of what’s walking out the door every week.
3 spots remaining this month. We onboard a small number of tradies each month to ensure quality. Once these spots are filled, the next availability is 4 weeks away.
Your details are kept completely private. We will never share or sell your information.
7 days
Live & operational
Zero
Lock-in contract
2 hrs
We call you back
Founding Member Pricing
Lock in 40% off — for the life of your account.
We’re onboarding a small number of founding clients at reduced rates. Once these spots fill, standard pricing applies and this rate is gone permanently.
Front & Back Office
$999/mo
$1,665/mo — Save $666 every month, forever.
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